Hi, nice to meet you. Let me introduce myself, my name is Ego

And because I am convinced that my reputation precedes me

I am guessing that you too already know of me, dear devotee

I am an avid traveler taking frequent soul nourishing ego trips

I derive great satisfaction from my self importance at the expense of genuine relationships

I believe that one so esteemed as I, should never be ignored

I should be worshipped, stood on hand and foot and adored

If you recount an experience, chances are that mine would have been bigger and better

If you share a travel story, I guarantee that I have been & done that cause I am a consummate jet setter.

I like taking the attention away from inferior others

The limelight is better being shone on me instead of on ordinary amateurs

I am consumed by my sense of self, so go ahead & fluff my feathers

Cause for sure your endeavors will give me great pleasure

I have heard it said that I need to be checked

I scoff at the suggestion that I do not represent humility and respect

I am Ego and you better believe that I am here to stay

So weak being, let’s see how you plan to banish me away